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Hi everyone. I know it’s a bit cheeky but this new blog we’ve set up to try and promote the Grumbleton Advice Centre seemed like a great place to let you all know that the cottage me and Orlando have been working on for years, is finally finished.
It’s in a lovely little spot, just outside Bumpkinsville down on the south coast, and is available to rent for holidays (at very competative rates) all year round.
For more information give Delilah a call on 01234 4568999
If you are looking for a new exciting way to keep fit and tone up, then look no further. I am currently holding pole dancing lessons at Grumbleton Primary School on Main Street . The lessons are for all ages, sizes and ablilities and are a fantastic way to meet new people and have an all over body workout whilst having fun! You can come along with friends and pole dance your way to fitness together. The lessons are an hour long and there are two time slots to choose from, 5.00pm or 6.15pm.